Absolut Vonka

About Me

I'm a 21 year old student/ model from New Jersey. I'm also a sarcastic lesbian. I love to laugh... at you... and at me, but mostly at you.

Blogs I follow:

1. What I picture when people say "I don't swing that way"

   acentric:

   So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

   And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

   The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”

   And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOAT. GUISE. LOOK.

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