Absolut Vonka

About Me

I'm a 21 year old student/ model from New Jersey. I'm also a sarcastic lesbian. I love to laugh... at you... and at me, but mostly at you.

Blogs I follow:

1. Fortune cookie.

   • My primary: *shows me fortune cookie fortune*
   • Me: *reads* "The one you love is closer than you think".... "Aww. How appropriate."
   • Primary: "Yeah, my right hand!"
   • Me: -_-'' "I hate you."